Apples Should Be Red

Recipe for Thanksgiving Dinner:



Start with 62-year old politically incorrect, chain-smoking, hard-cussing curmudgeon.



Add 59-year old sexually-repressed know-it-all in pearls.



Throw in a beer can-turkey, a battle for horticultural supremacy, and nudist next-door neighbor.



Serve on paper plates, garnished with garden gnome.



Tastes like happily ever after.







Penny Watson presents an over-fifty romantic comedy novella. 21,000 words. Story includes copious profanity and botanical references.