Go the Fuck to Sleep

Freddie The Farting Snowman: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults About Snowmen Farts and Toots (Fart Dictionaries and Toot Along Stories)

Fritz the Farting Reindeer: A Story About a Reindeer Who Farts (Farting Adventures)

The Night Before Christmas at Dunder Mifflin: An Illustrated Retelling of a Christmas Classic Featuring Dunder Mifflin's Most Memorable Characters

Hookers and Blow Save Christmas

Dad's Little Pecker

Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are? (Classic Seuss)

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

Unexpectedly Eighty: And Other Adaptations (Judith Viorst's Decades)

Old Possum's Book Of Practical Cats, Illustrated Edition