Hard Aground, Again: The Incomplete Idiot's Guide to Doing Stupid Stuff With Boats (Boating Humor) (Doing Stupid Stuff on Boats)

This book carries a 100% GUARANTEE. We GUARANTEE if you RETURN this book we will get rid of our RETURN POLICY.
Just kidding. We wouldn't get rid of our return policy. We worked too hard coming up with it. But we also don't want irate customers posting really nasty reviews of this book, so if you are not 100% satisfied, send a copy of your receipt and maybe a handwritten note explaining why you think this is the worst boating book ever to Slip None, Pair-A-Docks, Tortola, BVIs. There is no one at that address — we made it up. But sometimes it helps to vent — especially if you're confined below in a small sailboat.

Now let's talk about this book you may or may not return. Hard Aground... Again is a collection of cruising and boating stories, offering a "stuck up" look at the underside of cruising and the frustrations "land-cuffed" sailors experience when their plans for coastal exploration and tropical destinations run aground on the shoals of family, finances and failing health. These columns first appeared in Carolina Cruising and Coastal Cruising Magazine, plus a number of other boating publications — all of which went out of business. Thank you Internet.