Hate You Less

The prick left without saying a word.
Took my virginity and broke my heart in one fell swoop.
Now we're reunited, and stuck in a damn blizzard.

He was my best friend's older brother.
The hot jock every girl wanted.
But that doesn't excuse his douchebaggery.

He better keep that charming smile to himself.
You know the smile.
The one that makes panties melt into thin air.
My mission: Make it through my bestie's wedding with my panties still intact.

I still hate him.
And love him.
What do they call that? Oh yeah.
Insanity.