I Am The Normal One: The funniest Jurgen Klopp quotes... ever!

Liverpool FC's Jurgen Klopp is not only one of the world’s finest football managers but his wacky comments have also made him one of the most entertaining. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled Klopp’s most hilarious quotes and quips from his time with Borussia Dortmund and Liverpool. Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season.

“When Dortmund last won here 19 years ago, most of my players were still being breast-fed.”

“Mkhitaryan fits us like an arse on a bucket.”

“Hopefully we’ll play better than my understanding of Scouse! It is still pretty difficult for me.”

“Screw you. I like giving interviews to you as much as having toothache.”