Internet Adventures

A 10th level black belt in Internet comedy, Karl Smallwood (who is fully aware of how ridiculous his name sounds, thank you) has made a hobby out of cyber-pestering businesses, public servants, internet trolls, and basically anybody else for whom he has a valid e-mail address.

Now, he brings you his greatest hits in a convenient ebook form! Experience Karl's inbox like never before. By reading this book digitally, it's like you're really there, inside the e-mails, like Tron or something! Maybe, anyway.

You feel the pain of each stinging rebuke, the pleasure of each absurd meta-joke, and the tears as Karl emotionally confronts the parents who gave him up for adoption one rainy night on the steps of a centuries-old monastery in Tibet, where the monks raised him to be a travelling warrior poet who can only speak in rhyming couplets. (Note - Contents the of book may be changed before publication.)