Nine Day Novel-Authorphobia: Laugh at Your Fear of Writing: Tell Your Writing Phobia to Suck it! (Writing Fiction Novels Book 0)
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Nine Day Novel-Authorphobia: Laugh at Your Fear of Writing: Tell Your Writing Phobia to Suck it! (Writing Fiction Novels Book 0)
Fear of Writing? Let's kick that writing phobia to the curb … right NOW!
Have you ever…
Heard a little voice inside your head, whispering that your writing sucked?
Simply felt too terrified to write?
Had the wind knocked out of your sails—had your writing critiqued by a “well-meaning†person—and decided that they were right and gave up?
Read and read motivational books on how to start writing only to end up more fearful afterward?
Compared yourself to “successful†writers and decided that you’d never measure up?
If so, congratulations! You’re a WRITER!
And I’ll tell you what no other motivational mushery book will tell you about your completely rational fear of writing—in the beginning…
We all sucked when we first started writing.
I’ll let you in on a little secret. All those “successful†authors you wanna be just like? The “Stephen Kings†and the “Nora Roberts"… The list of writers who seem fearless for you to envy is endless. But you know what? When each of those authors started, the first sentence each one of them wrote … sucked. The only difference between them and you?
Successful authors overcame their fear of writing!
I used to be a yearning-for-fame and scared-to-death wannabe writer. I’m assuming that if you’re reading the description of a book called Authorphobia, chances are high you’re looking for a little bit of inspiration and motivation like I was—you may be having more than a little hesitation about becoming a writer. But all the motivational “la la†books never spoke to my fearful writing soul … so I did what I always do—I wrote a book to fill that void.
The best way to overcome your fear of writing?
Let me suggest that before you read another tired book that starts out with “FEAR is just False Expectations Appearing Real,†you embrace the one thing that will crush your writing phobia faster than anything I know—HUMOR.
Learn to Laugh Your Fear of Writing in the Face
My goal with this book was to get down and dirty with your concerns and expose the naked truth of them—show them for what they are. Common, communicable if you’re not careful, controllable, and ultimately conquerable using the one thing that human beings have always relied on to survive dark scary nights in the forest of our irrational doubts. Nervous, naughty, sometimes a little nasty … sarcastic wit.
This is not your grandma’s writing inspiration book.
At the publication of this book, there are at least a dozen “Author quote, ‘authorpreneur’, get over your fear, there-there Johnny or Sally, everything will be okay, hand-holding†books you could read that’ll have you convinced in no time that all this author stuff is easy-peasy lemon squeezy. This … is NOT one of those books.
Are you ready for some writer fear-busting?
This book will:
Help you laugh at your anxiety surroundi the word “suck.â€
Introduce you to the “Goldberg the Goalie†technique for overcoming your writing “jitters.â€
Give you some of the best old-dead-author quotes you’ll ever read.
Show you tons of “suck-busters†to help you start writing.
Poke fun at just about every sacred cow of writing I could think of.
And best of all—reveal my super-secret “fear of bad reviewers†cure-all. (hint: it involves chicken blood)
Sometimes an ice-cold bucket of sarcastic suck smackdown is just what the doctor ordered to shock you out of a drunken stupor of fear. Luckily, this bucket of blood of a book is so full of suck-busting smackdown that you may never be afraid to write again.
If you’ve had enough of your phobia of writing getting the best of you and you’d like to turn the tables on it once and for all, scroll up and click the BUY button at the top of this page!
You have nothing to lose, but your sucking fear of writing.
