Paper Bitch

Warning: Contains Strong Violence, Sexual Content, Language, and Drug Use.

Dick is…a dick. He hates his girlfriend, his job, and his life. He works for the Junction City Tribune, delivering newspapers between 1am to whenever the hell his boss decides he can leave (which is sometimes 2 in the afternoon). His girlfriend is emotionally unstable and punches him in the balls whenever she gets upset (which is often). Dick has no idea what he’s going to do with his life—until he publishes a book titled Bitch by sleeping with a publisher. The book becomes a bestseller and Dick believes that he will finally be happy—but he’s wrong.