THE IMPRESSION: Crossdressing, Sissification

Joe has always done incredible impressions, so naturally he decides to make a career of them. One night, he gets a well-paid job from a journalist, who wants an impression of a presidential candidate saying offensive things.

And it’s that impression that gets the candidate’s competitor elected. A few weeks after the election, the country goes to war, and in a way it’s all Joe’s fault. But instead of showing up for basic training, Joe decides to use his little talent to get out of serving in a war that he started. Women aren't eligible for the draft, and he can do a spot-on female impression, after all.