Tales from the Trailer-hood

*****New and Improved** **New edits and illustrations*****
A good author always works on getting better. Some of you spoke, and I listened. I found someone outside the Trailer-Hood to edit my book and I think you’re gonna like it. PLUS… (yes, there’s more) I have added over FORTY illustrations by an actual profession artist! That alone is worth $1.99! So buy the book, so I can afford to edit the next one...
Ever thought about what life is like in a trailer park but you were too afraid to admit it to anyone? Well fret no more! If you’ve ever wondered about the Trailer-Hood community, this is the book for you. Not fluent in redneck speak? No worries, you won’t need Jeff Foxworthy or a redneck dictionary to enjoy these colorful stories. Tucking a tissue in your suspenders to wipe the tears rolling down your face from laughing so hard might be a right smart idea. Now we know, that not all rednecks live in trailer parks and not all trailer parks are full of rednecks. It’s probably just a lucky coincidence for this trailer park owner/author. Let’s start off by settin’ the record straight. Some people think that rednecks are toothless, beer drinking, UFO chasing, NASCAR fans. The truth is that a full twenty three percent of us have most of our teeth and have never seen a UFO while sober!
Welcome to The Wonderland Trailer Park! Where your business is everyone elses… Come on in and meet our trailer-hood of interesting and colorful characters. Alice, the park matriarch, and her wandering teeth will solve all your marital issues. Darrell and Darrel and their 3 legged cat Clyde will have you in stitches. Cornbread and Snowflake (real names) will educate you with their deep thinking. You might even learn something. Like how many excuses there are for not paying rent on time. What is an acceptable substitute for rent money? How many uses are there for picnic tables? Are towels one size fits all? Why does a breeze make tying down a trailer a fishing expedition? Are security camera’s always a good thing? What is the real price of a threesome? If you enjoy sagas of lawlessness, divorce, love, purple condoms, cognac, and much more, then these true and humorous satires are for you! Real life tales that will make you belly laugh while scratching your head and asking; “what were they thinking”? The answer is, most of the time, they weren’t!