The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life

Are you tormented in Transfiguration? Are you mocked for your muggle mum? Do you long for a Time-Turner so you can always deliver a killer comeback?

Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you!

Study these magical pages closely, and with a little Hufflepuff hard work you'll soon brave any bully with the courage of a Gryffindor and be able to outwit even the smartest Ravenclaw or the most-cunning Slytherin!